FSOTD #54-A

For the record....

~The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."

~Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

~What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

~Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

~What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

~Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood or an iron.

~Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

~Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. His new name?  Cheetah

~Tiger was driving an Escalade...can he blame the accident on his caddy?

~Hello Mister Woods, this is the On Star operator...we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.

~Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

~Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

~Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

~thanks to Demo~

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